When his work was done.
Carpet fitter puns.
He retraced his steps and saw in the middle of the room under the carpet what appeared to be a small lump.
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This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.
Chest of drawers can be removed for the fitting but she is reluctant understandably to start pulling flat pack furniture around.
Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.
A friend of mine is a carpet fitter.
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Underlay underlay underlay what do mexicans put beneath their carpets.
In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump.
There are some carpet stories out there too a carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
For ten years he had spent his days sitting squatting kneeling or crawling on floors in houses offices shops factories and restaurants.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
Warning oc what does a mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he s late.
He proceeded to take his hammer and flatten the hump.
When his work was done no one ever appreciated it.
Dennis a carpet fitter had just finished laying a carpet for mrs branch.
Along one wall are flat pack built wardrobes and chest of drawers in middle.
What does speedy gonzales put down before fitting carpet.
For ten years he had spent his days sitting squatting kneeling or crawling on floors in houses offices shops factories and restaurants.
There was no plaque on the wall.
Nor are puns the only form of carpet humor not by a long shot.
Daughter wants to get new carpet laid in bedroom.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.
I went to the house where the inventor of the toothbrush lived.
In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump.
Eddie was a carpet fitter and he hated it.
Police think it was the work of rug addicts.
He popped outside out for a smoke only to realise that he had mislaid his cigarettes.
This week s puns and one liners take the theme of wall jokes.
Ten years of his life cutting and fitting carpets for other people to walk on without even seeing them.
Eddie was a carpet fitter and he hated it.
No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes he said to himself.
