Carpet Eater Urban Dictionary

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Carpet eater urban dictionary.

Get a carpet eater mug for your aunt yasemin. These are marks left by furniture or other object. The definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night. You can tell by the way she walks she got that wap.

Plus all of the slang ways to reference oral sex with a woman. General term for lesbian. Usually used to mean a lesbian. Homosexual homosexual person.

Shift location of furniture from time to time. The thick knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina. Here s your definitive list to all of the different slang words for vagina. See more words with the same meaning.

Someone that eats pussy. This is a carpet that is manufactured from more than one brand of fiber. A carpet can burst in the dryer when it is stretched to tight or may be caused by forklift damage. An irresistable woman who chews and spits out men after using them for some sort of gain be it sexual financial or psychological.

A person who performs cunnilingus. You can look at her face and tell she ain t got that wap. Don t bother hitting on her dude she s a carpet muncher. It s the same as a carpet muncher ya fool.